wutevr-4-evr:

trait:

trait:

trait:

THERES A FLASHMOB GOING ON IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS MALL

no wait its just a public zumba class

image

life changing

madisonpurnell

Would kill to be there


Q
your fav childhood memory?
Anonymous
A

ageekyfemmeforeveringlasses:

Not paying bills




theawesomeadventurer:

evacu0:

theawesomeadventurer:

DOES DICK TASTE SALTY I NEED TO KNOW KNOW PLS RESPOND

Raw dick does but if you preheat your oven at 350. Use some honey glaze and poof you have wonderful tasting penis.

thanks!!! i was asking because my grandma cant have salt since her body cant handle the sodium so she doesnt care for the taste of salt anymore. you’ve been a real help!

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sugoi-rudeboi:

fucking unstoppable

sugoi-rudeboi:

fucking unstoppable

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microsoftbob:

microsoftbob:

when boys hold u by yr waist and make you feel tiny
when you kiss boys and you can feel their stubble
freckles on boy
body hair on boy
spooning with boys
when boys get hard while spooning and you can feel it and its really cute
boys in the abstract
boy

1 year later and I’m a lesbian

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whenever i try and learn something new

me: It seems that I am not immediately excellent at this
me:
me:
me:
me:
me: it is because I am a failure
me: everything I touch dies

Only a bad musician blames their instument
My music teacher, when I said I couldn’t play because my recorder was broken. It was literally in two pieces. (via pandyssian)

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